Holy Homophobe! I just heard about Barilla and their stance on traditional families.
Traditional families! What fat and carb loaded families?
No, no, no, ladies and lords. DO NOT despair over this.
All it means is we don’t have to get FAT. Fuck that!
Let’s have a protein shake. Whip it out! Up, I mean up.
From Huffington Pasta, I mean Huffington Post (Sorry, I get distracted. This bitch is breathing down my neck for Google rankings. Every other niche in the world is not enough for her, now she wants to fill mine, too. Aaargh! Anyway, I digress.)
Hmm. Rather than eat another brand of pasta, why don’t we eat no motherfucking brand of pasta? Oh, but wait. There’s just one tiny detail about Vinnie’s. That’s the Italian restaurant I love and I’m totally addicted to. Damn it, Vinnie’s is MY PLACE!