Hmm. What a bitch provoking conversation.

— Prince of Pinkness® (@Scott__Rose) January 1, 2013

That’s a whole lotta bling for one post… Hey, those diamonds better be real! What’s the cut, the clarity? I paid for that image!

Yeah, okay. Those jokes sound witty, pretty and gay but let’s up the ante.

Are you ready? Good coz that’s what we do around here. We RAISE things up the ante.

I have to! Otherwise someone else will. Listen to me, ladies and lords. I’ve been around LONG ENOUGH to know how this industry works. I’ll tell you how it works:

Some other “unknown or semi-known artist” will come to the blog and read what I’ve put out there. They will not network with me or leave any comments, but they will up the ante and write their own NEW MATERIAL based on MY PATTERNS.

That, in my humble opinion, is more disgusting and offensive than anything I’m capable of producing. They’ll leave me in the dust after moulding their shit on MY IDEAS and that ain’t fucking happening. New Year, NEW BITCH.

The Prince of Pinkness is back and bitchier than ever. I will not hesitate to penalize anyone who tries to fuck with me, steal from me or get in my way. I. Will. Creatively. Kill. You. Comprenez-vous? Excellent!

So! For maximum nastiness, I’ve decided to add an additional C to the 4 C’s of diamond grading: Cut, Color, Clarity, Carat and CUNT. The bling-bling just wasn’t bitchy enough! Remember, up the ante. When selecting a diamond, it is important to consider how big of a cunt the person is who will be wearing it.

The only problem is, I couldn’t find THAT WORD encrusted with bling-bling at my image stockist. Well, I’m sure there must be a diamond encrusted cunt out there SOMEWHERE! I mean there’s a bling encrusted bitch! Why not the other word?

I’d wear it. What, you don’t believe me?