My BOXing Day sale is running LATE this year but I’m sure you’ll agree this dude is worth the wait!
Put down the boxing gloves, ladies and lords.
There’s no price fight to slug out here. It’s all free. And I WANT YOU to have it. What can I say? I’m a GENEROUS GUY. Speaking of generous guys, what could be better than this GENEROUS GUY posing for us in a rock pool? Yummay! #ManCandy free with every Gaytriarch purchase.
We’re between a rock and a hard place, my lords. And ladies. Literally.
See, sales ARE fun! Happy New Year.